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Post by *Brandie*33* on Aug 27, 2005 13:54:46 GMT -5
A man in his late 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go.
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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Post by April on Aug 27, 2005 16:25:16 GMT -5
that was very cute
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Post by amf on Aug 28, 2005 14:18:14 GMT -5
Cute?
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Post by sam on Aug 29, 2005 14:49:56 GMT -5
Define cute....I mean its mean in a funny sort of way but I wouldn't exactly call it cute. ;D
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Post by amf on Aug 30, 2005 19:25:27 GMT -5
They funniest joke i have ever heard or seen is "*Brandie*L*#33*" trying to race. . . . . . .
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Post by sam on Aug 31, 2005 14:44:23 GMT -5
You sure do love to pick on that little girl, don't you? Lol, keep up the good work Brandie!
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Post by *Brandie*33* on Aug 31, 2005 16:36:59 GMT -5
Haha!! Thank You!! ;D
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Post by amf on Aug 31, 2005 17:01:25 GMT -5
Thats the first time she has heard that! "keep up the good work."
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Post by *Brandie*33* on Aug 31, 2005 17:35:28 GMT -5
Actually she said.. "Keep up the good work Brandie!" And no thats not the first time.. My momma tells me all the time!
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Post by amf on Aug 31, 2005 18:43:08 GMT -5
Momma don't count
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Post by *Brandie*33* on Aug 31, 2005 20:17:39 GMT -5
It does in my book!! She has the biggest impact and she would only tell me the truth!!
Its okay though Alex.. If I was a guy.. I would prolly have to say the same thing about a girl! I wouldnt be able to take it!!
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Post by sam on Sept 1, 2005 11:23:31 GMT -5
I hope you do keep up the good work Brandie, but just so you know....It's he said and not she said lol!
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Post by *Brandie*33* on Sept 1, 2005 15:48:59 GMT -5
SOrry!!!
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Post by sam on Sept 1, 2005 19:32:47 GMT -5
Hey thats fine! I understand lol.
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Post by sam on Sept 8, 2005 8:47:10 GMT -5
why is it weird for her to have 2 guys talking to her? and i dont know what you are talking about but she seems very nice to me! so why all the bad-mouthing?
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