I Got Ur Hoosier
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U can call me momma or daddy, either way you'll be screaming my name !
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Post by I Got Ur Hoosier on Oct 12, 2005 11:57:14 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]Why didn’t the blonde make the gymnastics team?
When they asked for a cartwheel, she stole a tire from the hot dog vendor. [/shadow]
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I Got Ur Hoosier
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U can call me momma or daddy, either way you'll be screaming my name !
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Post by I Got Ur Hoosier on Oct 12, 2005 11:59:02 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]What was the blonde college student doing at the harbor?
Looking for an internship. [/shadow]
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I Got Ur Hoosier
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U can call me momma or daddy, either way you'll be screaming my name !
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Post by I Got Ur Hoosier on Oct 12, 2005 12:01:07 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300] What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel. [/shadow]
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Post by coop on Oct 13, 2005 11:05:18 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]A trucker stops for red light and a blonde girl catches up. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window. The girl says, "Hi, my name is Kelly, and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
The trucker stops for another red light and the girl again catches up. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window and she says, "Hi my name is Kelly, and you are losing some of your load!"
He ignores her again and continues down the street.
The trucker stops for still another red light and the girl catches up again all out of breath. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window. Again, she says "Hi, my name is Kelly, and you are losing some of your load!"
He dismisses her and starts off down the street, then stops. The trucker gets out of the truck, approaches the blonde girl, and says: "Hi, my name is Andy, and I am driving a SALT TRUCK!"[/glow]
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Post by coop on Oct 13, 2005 12:05:19 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden receiver[/glow]
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tinker
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Post by tinker on Mar 17, 2006 20:22:53 GMT -5
What does a blonde see when she lookd in a box of cheerios?
Donut Seeds.
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