Post by old33auto on Jun 27, 2006 22:45:14 GMT -5
One Sunday morning the Devil was bored to tears, and found himself walking down an old dirt road. Much to his surprise he came upon a tiny little country church, and the worship service was in full swing. There was lots of music and singing, it appeared everyone was having a great time. He decided to shake things up a little, so he went in. As he walked down the center aisle people began to scream and flee. Feeling very proud of himself, he began to gloat and chuckle at the people's response. All of a sudden he saw a little old man still sitting on the front row quietly. He snuck up behind the old man and yelled boo!!!! The old man just looked at him with a smile. The Devil said dont you know who I am, and the little man replied sure I do. The Devil asked him why aren't you scared of me like the others? The old man replied with a smirk, I have been married to your sister for 40 years!!!!