Post by racejunkie on Sept 26, 2006 13:12:02 GMT -5
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalator for over four hours.
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really
bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her
to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Duh, like hello! You need
to roll up the windows first."
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalator for over four hours.
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really
bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her
to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Duh, like hello! You need
to roll up the windows first."